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is this bread

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sometimes an instagram filter just gives u that extra boost so that u can actually leave ur house

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I will keep uploading selfies until the day I die

yassmines:

sridevi:

that’s not how you open…………a can of….pickles.

i’ve never seen a video with such dark psychic energy in my entire life

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missjune-1975:

The noise his lil feet are making

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blackgirlsvevo:

at this point i feel like i should have earned having clear skin

(via princessdahliaa)

woodelf68:

doctorpeppers:

wolfgang-hotdog:

holy-rattlesnakes:

wolfgang-hotdog:

Which is better: a Dog WITH a Backpack or a Dog IN a Backpack

Clearly a big dog with a backpack containing a smaller dog

True

Port-a-puppy

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8hy:

how is 2016 already almost over?? like this bitch just came in fucked us up then left like she gave us a gift

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shittyidea:

Cut open your stomach so you can eat as much as you want

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phil0kalia:

perissologist:

zerostigma:

I just remembered how hilarious it was to watch this shit on national television.

remember when we thought THIS was wild

How was the world so pure 4 years ago

(via spongebobssquarepants)

sometimes you just gotta put on the lipstick you bought a year ago and have since been terrified of wearing in public